Dog food - Piensos

A while ago I was buying a bag of dog food for my loyal Labradors and while waiting in the queue a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Sometimes I cannot resist, so on impulse I told her that NO, I did NOT have a dog. But yes, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time. But the good thing was I had lost 15 kg before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I also told her that the dog food was essentially a perfect diet. The way it works for me, I said, is to load my pockets with dog food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time I feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was certainly going to try it again. At this stage of my story practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with what I was saying.

Horrified the lady asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I ended up in hospital because I stepped off the pavement to sniff the bum of a female Labrador and a car hit me.

People behind the lady were now laughing really hard. I will have to be careful with my silly stories in the future. Otherwise people might have a heart attack while laughing.

Un saludo cordial de Bruno